THE ASSESSMENT
A Lovecraftian Tale of Occupational Horror
Fedor Emelianenko:
Poetry, penned in bruises and shattered jaws.
Explain It Like I'm 5 (ELI5):
Rwandan Genocide
Then, one day, a bunch of European tourists showed up & they whispered, “Team Avocado’s noses are 0.2mm longer! Clearly, you’re superior.”
6 Times Philosophers Beefed
Each Other Hard AF
Explain It Like I'm 5 (ELI5):
Nation States
Everyone picks a spot in the dirt filled playground, draws a line around it, and yells, “THIS IS MY LAND! MY RULES!”
